Green Man's Balm - Decadent Individually Crafted Beard Butter
Mail gets left in all sorts of places with poor ventilation, and since we are getting into the warm months again, this means melty salves, balms and deodorants. Open tins and pots with care and fully upright / level, and if it has melted, fret not! Give it a nice stir with a toothpick, popsicle stick or any old tea-spoon and pop it into the fridge for up to half an hour to get it firmed up again!
After so long spent agonising over the perfect blend, it is with great pleasure the apothecary introduces its second line of all-natural body care - beard butter! So many of you have requested this, so it is with all eager delight we present to you the Green Man's Balm for your folicles!
Usable on beard hairs and head hairs alike - just rub a small amount on your fingertips and work it into the ends of the strands - this wondercream will start working immediately to repair and replenish your mane, giving you silkier locks scented however you desire!
Pick from 70+ uniquely-blended scent palettes- or leave fragrance out of it if that's not your thing- made into a 1.5oz body butter which uses natural, vegan (with the exception of beeswax, which is an optional addition and was sourced from a solar-powered, independently-owned hive farm) and ethically sourced ingredients from local and otherwise small businesses.
✨ Scent Library (also located in the top menu)✨
Planting Roots- Petrichor, mistletoe, rosemary, smoking sage
Healing-Deep woods, honeysuckle, lavender, sage
Self-Indulgence- Deep woods, lily of the valley, belladonna, ancient tomes
Peaceful Home- Petrified oak, teak, fresh-ground tobacco and the curling smoke from an antique pipe
Safe Travels- Long-abandoned temples, frankincense & myrrh, old growth forests
Amanita- Orange cake glazed with maple nectar fermented in spiced barrels
Werewere Kokako- A bouquet of magnolia, lilac and wisteria
Shiitake- Rich, caramelised brown sugar with undertones of hazelnut & sandalwood
Inky Cap- Deep teak forests littered with petrified oak logs & whispers of cassis curling up into fresh leaves
Rose Quartz- rose, freshly-pressed cottons, ginger, vanilla
Amethyst - lavender, lily of the valley, sage, vanilla
Brown Jasper - loamy incense, clove, dragon’s blood, buttered rum
Obsidian - graveyard dirt, black cherry, nutmeg
DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION-inspired:
Necromantic- Spiced wine, fire magic, leatherbound books
Antiva- Strawberry, rose, vanilla Earl Grey
Eluvian- Amber oak, mistletoe, deep woods
Qun- Leather, sandalwood, bourbon, nutmeg, charred wood
HOLLY BLACK'S CRUEL PRINCE-inspired:
Prince Cardan- Red wine, pine, coffee
Jude- Lily of the valley, belladonna, nighttime musk
Locke- Patchouli, honey almond, baked apple
Nicasia - Coconut lime, mint, dragon’s blood
Madoc- Fresh graves, black cherry, magnolia
V.E. SCHWAB'S SHADES OF MAGIC-inspired:
Kell- Spiced cake, rose, lavender, orange
Osaron- Charred wood, nag champa, amber musk
Alucard- Red wine, dark chocolate, nag champa, strawberry
LORD OF THE RINGS-inspired:
Elvish Waybread- warm herb bread, rosemary, lilacs
Hearty Halfling Loaf- banana & blueberry nut bread, brown-sugared figs
Wild Hag's Rations- warm leather, sweet tobacco, spiced bourbon
Caleb- old books, cinnamon, buttered rum
Nott- red wine, bourbon, loamy incense, mistletoe
Yasha- nighttime musk, aged incense, cassis, sage, dragon’s blood
Mollymauk- ylang-ylang, sweet wine, nighttime musk, mint, loamy incense
Jester- lilac, golden amber, spiced cake, blueberry
Beau- teak and petrified oak, tobacco, ginger
Fjord- crisp black pepper, campfire smoke, coconut lime, tobacco
Caduceus- orchid, lily of the valley, cherry blossom, petrichor
Essek- loamy incense, frankincense & myrrh, petrichor, charred wood, hazelnut
Paladin- Vanilla, mint
Dark Knight- Tobacco, frankincense & myrrh, nag champa
Warrior- Spiced leather, berry wine
White Mage- Vanilla, lavender, eucalyptus
Scholar- Honeysuckle, honey almond, belladonna
Astrologian- Pine, spice cake, cinnamon
Summoner- Belladonna, honey almond, tobacco
Black Mage- Pine, caramel, eucalyptus
Red Mage- Chocolate, coffee, cinnamon
Bard- Rose, lavender, strawberry
Machinist- Cinnamon, frankincense & myrrh, barrel smoke
Ninja- Jasmine, apple blossom, sandalwood amber
Samurai- Chocolate, mint, lavender
Monk- Vanilla, amber, orange
Dragoon- Dragon's blood
Meol- Angel food cake, with an underlying sweet musk
Mhachi Coffin- cherry wine, preserved incense, aged musk
LEGEND OF ZELDA GODDESS PEARLS-inspired:
Din- Coconut bourbon, almond, cinnamon
Farore- Honeysuckle, green tea, wisteria
Nayru- Juniper berry, lilac, vanilla
Krampusnacht- Sage, juniper berry, nag champa
Bountiful Feast- Buttered rum, salted caramel, baked apple
Wild Harvest- Brown-sugared figs, evergreen, cinnamon
HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE-inspired:
Howl- frankincense & myrrh, nag champa, rose, amber
Sophie- honeysuckle, fresh linen, ginger, peach
TEAGUE'S CAFE & BAKERY:
Spiced Coffee- Black coffee, chocolate, cinnamon, salted caramel
Olympic Fog (formerly Winter in London)- Vanilla, chocolate, lavender, rose, mint
Catnip Tea- similar to the fresh, leafy scent of green tea, with a faint minty twist.
Apple Fritter - emphasis on apple notes, with hints of cinnamon and a smooth vanilla finish.
Peach Cobbler - the richest scent of them all. Warm, spiced vanilla with a prominent undertone of peaches.
Coconut Bourbon Cake - subtle notes of coconut combine with the slight tang of bourbon, wrapped up in a warm cakey blanket.
Strawberry Macaron - classic, unique scent of the soft almond flour used to make macarons, with the sweetness of candied strawberries and vanilla cream stuffing.
DO NOT put this balm on open wounds.
INGREDIENTS: Organic unrefined African shea butter, organic coconut oil, organic cocoa butter, organic olive oil, organic avocado oil, organic argan oil, organic tamanu oil, organic hemp seed oil, fragrance oils made with natural carriers (optional)
❗❗ OPTIONAL INGREDIENTS FOR CUSTOM ORDERS ❗❗
ORGANIC BEESWAX (kosher certified, procured from a solar-powered, ethical farm)
ORGANIC MANGO BUTTER
ORGANIC WORMWOOD EXTRACT (vegetable glycerin carrier, alcohol-free)
WHAT IS TAMANU OIL? - Extracted from the nuts of an evergreen tree called calophyllum inophyllum, tamanu oil is a remedy long used in Polynesia and Southeast Asia on the face, hair, and skin for conditions such as acne, psoriasis, and scars; also said to reduce inflammation and destroy bad bacteria. It is a fast-absorbing oil that is green in colour (so it will slightly tint whatever it's put in).
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